It's Mariah Karen Season!

We wrote Please Don't Be a Karen This Year a couple of years ago to be the refuge of retail workers during the holiday season where customers get worse, our jobs put us through hell, and we're forced to listen to Mariah Carey every 20 goddamn minutes.

We hope you'll enjoy our version of the song. Play in your car before or after work, send it to your friends, or be the hero we all need and play it over your store’s PA system.

Enjoy!