No Call, No Show, No Problem

No Call, No Show, No Problem

Employee of the Month Awarded to Worker Who Saved the Company Money by Not Showing Up to Work

Tariffic News!

Tariffic News!

Retailers Assure Customers They Won't Be Raising Prices Due to Tariffs, They're Raising Them Just Because

Lost in the Back

Lost in the Back

Missing Retail Worker Emerges with Full Beard and Scar Months After Being Asked to "Check the Back"

Desperately Seeking Suck-Up

Manager Attempts to Cherry-Pick Bootlicking Employees for Corporate Visit, Comes Up Short

Catch-Up Slow-Down

Friends Catching Up Cause Store-Wide Back-Ups and Delays, Shoppers Cautioned to Find Alternate Route

Nintendo 84

Gamers Beware: Playing as Luigi in MARIO KART WORLD Could Get You Added to a Government Watchlist

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No Call, No Show, No Problem

No Call, No Show, No Problem

Employee of the Month Awarded to Worker Who Saved the Company Money by Not Showing Up to Work

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Tariffic News!

Tariffic News!

Retailers Assure Customers They Won't Be Raising Prices Due to Tariffs, They're Raising Them Just Because

Desperately Seeking Suck-Up

Desperately Seeking Suck-Up

Manager Attempts to Cherry-Pick Bootlicking Employees for Corporate Visit, Comes Up Short

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Catch-Up Slow-Down

Catch-Up Slow-Down

Friends Catching Up Cause Store-Wide Back-Ups and Delays, Shoppers Cautioned to Find Alternate Route

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Nintendo 84

Nintendo 84

Gamers Beware: Playing as Luigi in MARIO KART WORLD Could Get You Added to a Government Watchlist

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Veggie Wails

Veggie Wails

Target Forced to Remove Broccoli After Backlash From Angry Toddlers

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Bust Tales, Woo-oo!

Bust Tales, Woo-oo!

Multi-Billionaire Scrooge McDuck Under Fire for Union Busting and Unscrupulous Business Practices

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Bad Influence

Bad Influence

Siblings Worry About Mother's Initiation into Gang of Karens

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
The Fuss Stops Here

The Fuss Stops Here

Customer Shocked to Find Complaints Made to Retail Workers Haven Not Been Relayed to Corporate Office

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
The Time Bonus

The Time Bonus

How Progressive! Retailer Moves All Full-Time Employees to Four-Day Work Week!

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Stand-Down Comedian

Stand-Down Comedian

Customer Gives Up Dream of Becoming Stand-Up Comic After Cashier Refuses to Laugh at Joke

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
A Taxing Dilemma

A Taxing Dilemma

Self-Checkout Customers Demand W-2s Since They're Doing the Job of an Employee

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