Walking Scrawl

Walking Scrawl

Uh-Oh! Manager is Walking the Sales Floor, and He's Taking Notes!

An Inconvenient Death

An Inconvenient Death

Customers Complain Deceased Retail Worker is Extremely Inconvenient

Lost in the Back

Lost in the Back

Missing Retail Worker Emerges with Full Beard and Scar Months After Being Asked to "Check the Back"

A Sale to Never Forget

Store Manager Nods Head Solemnly, Says "It's Time" as He Looks Over Plans for Blowout 9/11 Sale

It's Who You Know

Breaking: It's Okay, Customers Know the Manager

Union Busters Inc.

In a Time of Economic Uncertainty, Some Workers Turn to the Last Growing American Industry: Union Busting

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Walking Scrawl

Walking Scrawl

Uh-Oh! Manager is Walking the Sales Floor, and He's Taking Notes!

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
An Inconvenient Death

An Inconvenient Death

Customers Complain Deceased Retail Worker is Extremely Inconvenient

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
A Sale to Never Forget

A Sale to Never Forget

Store Manager Nods Head Solemnly, Says "It's Time" as He Looks Over Plans for Blowout 9/11 Sale

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
It's Who You Know

It's Who You Know

Breaking: It's Okay, Customers Know the Manager

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Union Busters Inc.

Union Busters Inc.

In a Time of Economic Uncertainty, Some Workers Turn to the Last Growing American Industry: Union Busting

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Pause for Defect

Pause for Defect

Worker Pauses Before Answering Customer's Question to Consider How Badly They Need This Job

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Life After Jeff

Life After Jeff

Store Unable to Function After Worker Quits, Falls Apart Without Him

Sweet! The Rich!

Sweet! The Rich!

It's High Time America's Wealthy Elite Finally Organize Against Their Working Class Oppressors

Barbara Cochring
Barbara Cochring
Retail Couple's Therapy

Retail Couple's Therapy

Couple Arguing During Tense HOME GOODS Trip Were Once Super Into Each Other

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Target Misses Again

Target Misses Again

Retailer That Cancelled DEI Programs Releases Incredibly Racist Halloween Costume ...Somehow

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Total Recall

Total Recall

FDA Warns Food No Longer Safe to Eat

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
In the Way

In the Way

Breaking: Customer Extremely Interested in the Stock You're Currently Moving and ONLY the Stock You're Currently Moving

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