Elon Has a Busy Week, Federal Reserve to Lower Interest Rates (Maybe), Big Innovations in Ranch Dressing, and More!
Investigative Report: Is That the Same Can of LaCroix From Yesterday?
Burger King Franchisee Claims Restaurant's Bathroom is the One Humpty Hump Once Got Busy In
What Customer Service Workers Could Have Taught The CDC Going into the Covid-19 Pandemic (If They Had Bothered to Ask)
Kenfuckery in Kentucky, Eat Like a Toddler, Exxon's Done Payin', Beauty Store Becky Busted, and More!
Florida Book Store Introduces Special Section Specifically for Book Burners
Management to Resigning Employee: "There's No Replacing You! (Because We Won't be Backfilling Your Position for Budgetary Reasons)"
Local restaurant plays ‘Celebration’ without winning championship
Millennials and Gen Z Destroy Another Beloved American Institution by Refusing to Have Second, Secret Families
Grocery Chain Introduces Loss Prevention Robot That Uses AI to Stop Retail Theft
Hasbro Introduces "Modernized" Version of Monopoly with New Rules and Game Mechanics!
Breaking: Customer Doesn't Need Help, Just Going to Stand Behind You for a While
