With Looming Social Media Ban, Florida Preteens Left with Nothing to Do During Breaks at Their Night Jobs
Tech Startup Wants to Make You Watch Ads on Your Car's Dashboard Screen While at Red Lights
Breaking: Kid Screeching for Like No Fucking Reason
Elon Has a Busy Week, Federal Reserve to Lower Interest Rates (Maybe), Big Innovations in Ranch Dressing, and More!
Investigative Report: Is That the Same Can of LaCroix From Yesterday?
Burger King Franchisee Claims Restaurant's Bathroom is the One Humpty Hump Once Got Busy In
What Customer Service Workers Could Have Taught The CDC Going into the Covid-19 Pandemic (If They Had Bothered to Ask)
Kenfuckery in Kentucky, Eat Like a Toddler, Exxon's Done Payin', Beauty Store Becky Busted, and More!
Florida Book Store Introduces Special Section Specifically for Book Burners
Management to Resigning Employee: "There's No Replacing You! (Because We Won't be Backfilling Your Position for Budgetary Reasons)"
Local restaurant plays ‘Celebration’ without winning championship
Millennials and Gen Z Destroy Another Beloved American Institution by Refusing to Have Second, Secret Families
