Deciphering the True Meaning of Several Common Things Customers Say
Search Party Dispatched for Manager Who Disappeared Trying to Find the Sales Floor
Retail Worker's Genitals Prepare to be Crammed Into Uncomfortable Uniform Pants
Customer Who Opened Emergency Exit Complains About Alarm From Emergency Exit
For Coughing Child, Day Out at Crowded Retail Store is Just What the Doctor Ordered (Not Literally)
Customer Gives Up Dream of Becoming Stand-Up Comic After Cashier Refuses to Laugh at Joke
Management to Staff: "Crying in the Back Counts as Your Break!"
Self-Checkout Customers Demand W-2s Since They're Doing the Job of an Employee
Retail Staff Concerned That Coworker May be on Track to Management
Retail Cosplayer Wishes People Would Stop Asking If She Works There
It's a Fuckin' Orca!
Introvert Starts Fake Pyramid Scheme to Avoid Talking to Loved Ones When Visiting Home Over the Holidays
