What Customer Service Workers Could Have Taught The CDC Going into the Covid-19 Pandemic (If They Had Bothered to Ask)
Kenfuckery in Kentucky, Eat Like a Toddler, Exxon's Done Payin', Beauty Store Becky Busted, and More!
Florida Book Store Introduces Special Section Specifically for Book Burners
Management to Resigning Employee: "There's No Replacing You! (Because We Won't be Backfilling Your Position for Budgetary Reasons)"
Local restaurant plays ‘Celebration’ without winning championship
Millennials and Gen Z Destroy Another Beloved American Institution by Refusing to Have Second, Secret Families
Grocery Chain Introduces Loss Prevention Robot That Uses AI to Stop Retail Theft
Hasbro Introduces "Modernized" Version of Monopoly with New Rules and Game Mechanics!
Breaking: Customer Doesn't Need Help, Just Going to Stand Behind You for a While
Tampa Bay Area Satire Site Acknowledges Existence of Other Tampa Bay Area Satire Site
Angry Customer's Social Media Smear Campaign Against Beloved Landmark Restaurant Goes Mostly Unnoticed
New Studies Show the Cashier is Not in Love with You, She's Just Doing Her Job
