Retail Staff Concerned About Team From SPIRIT HALLOWEEN Who Just Showed Up and Started Taking Measurements
Breaking: Staring at Shelf Does Not Cause Out-of-Stock Item to Magically Appear
Business News Outlets Scramble to Figure Out Which Convenient Scapegoat to Blame the Impending Economic Disaster On
Breaking: Randy's a Total Dick Now That He's a Manager
Republican Conventions Strain Local Areas’ Twink Supply Chain
Employee of the Month Awarded to Worker Who Saved the Company Money by Not Showing Up to Work
Retail Worker Sneaks Ahead of Customer, Hides Everything They Want to Buy
Retail Workers to Management: "We Kind of Miss the Pizza"
Vice Presidential Nominee JD Vance Confronted by Security in IKEA Sofa Department, Demands to See Manager
Hiring Managers Discuss Interviewing Gen Z Applicants, From Their Bizarre Demands to Their Ridiculous Expectations
Thrift Store Managers Begging: “Please, Stop Donating Your ‘Let's Go Brandon’ Shirts!”
Child Psychologists Baffled by Sudden Increase of Self-Esteem in Kids Named "Brandon"
