Thrift Store Managers Begging: “Please, Stop Donating Your ‘Let's Go Brandon’ Shirts!”
Child Psychologists Baffled by Sudden Increase of Self-Esteem in Kids Named "Brandon"
Store Devolves in Cacophony of Self-Adulation and Backstabbing When Every Employee Applies for Single Management Position
Manager, Desperate to Increase Productivity, Adds Toppings to Pizza Order
Ron DeSantis Attends "Liberal Nightmare" ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW at Tampa's Straz Center, Is Secretly Envious of Frank-N-Furter's Heels
Missing Retail Worker Emerges with Full Beard and Scar Months After Being Asked to "Check the Back"
Breaking News: Customer Buys the One They Opened
Child Becomes Legal Property of IKEA When Parents Lose Claim Ticket for the Swedish Retailer's Child Holding Area
My Job Quiet Hired Me So I Quiet Quit, but They Quiet Retaliated when I Grumpy Stayed. Now they're Quiet Firing Me, So I'm Rage Applying So I Can Loud Quit, Join the Great Resignation, Job Hop, and Quiet Thrive.
Professional Killer Contracted by Boeing Seeks to Join Union Following Overwhelming Increase in Workload
Retail Cosplayer Wishes People Would Stop Asking If She Works There
Why "Quiet Quitting" Isn't a New Concept but the Rebranding of an Old One, Dipshit
