Shopper Gets Sitcom Deal While Cracking Jokes by Egg Cooler
District Manager Visits Store, Doesn't Notice All the Work Employee Did to Make It Look Nice For Him
Republican Conventions Strain Local Areas’ Twink Supply Chain
New Executive Order Changes Name of Canadian Bacon to "Bitch Ham"
Store Devolves in Cacophony of Self-Adulation and Backstabbing When Every Employee Applies for Single Management Position
Grocery Worker Raises Egg Prices Yet Again Despite Customers Pleading With Him to Stop
Can Generation Beta Have the Worst Work Ethic of Every Generation So Far? Yeah, Probably.
Tech Firm Creates Dishwasher That Can Taste Your Food ...For Some Reason
Billionaire Bryan Johnson Halts Injections of Son's Blood, Immediately Crumbles Into Pile of Dust and Bones
Search Party Dispatched for Manager Who Disappeared Trying to Find the Sales Floor
Selfish Young People Aren't Having Kids Anymore, A Guest Column by Your Mother
Retail Store Rearranges Entire Layout to Mess with One Customer
