The Amount of Spinach in This Container has Been Greatly Reduced Since I Started Cooking It!
New Studies Show the Cashier is Not in Love with You, She's Just Doing Her Job
Retailer Hires Retired Educators to Teach Customers How to Read
Retail Workers Crash Party Thrown by Manager Who Said "Treat Every Customer Like a Guest in Your Home"
Customer Uses Self-Checkout, Leaves WITHOUT Commenting or Posting on Social Media About It
Employees Hold Bake Sale to Fund Professional Killing of Manager
Fed. Reserve Chair Jerome Powell: "The Economy Won't Get Better Until Mark Eats This Jar of Bees"
Cashier Takes Long Break, Crashes Entire US Economy
Presidential Hopeful Ron DeSantis to Shoe Store Sales Worker: "Are These the Biggest Heel You Carry?"
Grocery Chain Introduces "Assisted Self-Checkout", Exactly Like Regular Self-Checkout Except an Employee Scans Everything for You!
Retail Staff Jealously Speculate About Coworker Who Just Stopped Showing Up
The Age Old Philosophy, Its History and Consequences, and a Proposal to the Industry for a Whole New Approach
