Missing Retail Worker Emerges with Full Beard and Scar Months After Being Asked to "Check the Back"
Breaking News: Customer Buys the One They Opened
Child Becomes Legal Property of IKEA When Parents Lose Claim Ticket for the Swedish Retailer's Child Holding Area
My Job Quiet Hired Me So I Quiet Quit, but They Quiet Retaliated when I Grumpy Stayed. Now they're Quiet Firing Me, So I'm Rage Applying So I Can Loud Quit, Join the Great Resignation, Job Hop, and Quiet Thrive.
Professional Killer Contracted by Boeing Seeks to Join Union Following Overwhelming Increase in Workload
Retail Cosplayer Wishes People Would Stop Asking If She Works There
Why "Quiet Quitting" Isn't a New Concept but the Rebranding of an Old One, Dipshit
SHARK TANK Contestant Hands Out Drink Samples, Informs Sharks They're Actually Bidding on "the Antidote"
Employees Hold Bake Sale to Fund Professional Killing of Manager
Impulse Product Standee Forces Bitter Divorced Couple to Interact
Customer Honored at Supermarket Gala for Returning His Cart to the Store in the Rain That One Time
Man Ejected From Grocery Store, Claims to Have Been Canceled
