Man Accidentally Puts Recyclables in Regular Trash, Dooming Planet to Climate Apocalypse
Breaking: Stoned Convenience Store Customer Possibly Ready to Make Selection
Stop What You're Doing! This Customer's Got an Opinion to Share!
Self-Checkout Customers Demand W-2s Since They're Doing the Job of an Employee
"I'm Sick of These Thieves Causing Prices to Go Up!" Says Customer Who's Damaged Six Products in the Last Twenty Minutes
Conservative Influencer: "My Wife Left Me Because of DEI!"
Religious Sect Warns That Rex Manning Day Coinciding with Eclipse Can Only Mean the End Times Have Arrived
Six-Year-Old Gets Lost in Store, Hired as Manager
Sales Floor Worker Shows Up at Corporate Headquarters to Relay Customer's Message
Restaurant Server Excommunicated from Church as to Not Interfere with Timely Brunch Service
Retail Store Rearranges Entire Layout to Mess with One Customer
With Looming Social Media Ban, Florida Preteens Left with Nothing to Do During Breaks at Their Night Jobs
