Rolling Uphill

Rolling Uphill

Customer Yelling at Retail Worker Unaware They're Actually Mad at Capitalism

Dream a Little Scheme

Dream a Little Scheme

Introvert Starts Fake Pyramid Scheme to Avoid Talking to Loved Ones While Visiting Home Over the Holidays

Lost in the Back

Lost in the Back

Missing Retail Worker Emerges with Full Beard and Scar Months After Being Asked to "Check the Back"

Girlboss Interrupted

CEOs Consider Return-to-Work Mandate for Girlbosses Visiting Christmas-Obsessed Hometowns

Ashopalypse Now

Management to Staff: "The End of the World is NOT an Excuse to Stop Coming to Work!"

Lizzie's Song

Help! My Boss is Making Everyone Return to the Office Because My Cat Won't Shut the Fuck Up!

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Rolling Uphill

Rolling Uphill

Customer Yelling at Retail Worker Unaware They're Actually Mad at Capitalism

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Dream a Little Scheme

Dream a Little Scheme

Introvert Starts Fake Pyramid Scheme to Avoid Talking to Loved Ones While Visiting Home Over the Holidays

Girlboss Interrupted

Girlboss Interrupted

CEOs Consider Return-to-Work Mandate for Girlbosses Visiting Christmas-Obsessed Hometowns

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Ashopalypse Now

Ashopalypse Now

Management to Staff: "The End of the World is NOT an Excuse to Stop Coming to Work!"

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Lizzie's Song

Lizzie's Song

Help! My Boss is Making Everyone Return to the Office Because My Cat Won't Shut the Fuck Up!

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Hess They Did

Hess They Did

Hess Corp Reveals This Year's Hess Truck Toy Will Feature Decal of the Progress Pride Flag

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Life After Jeff

Life After Jeff

Store Unable to Function After Worker Quits, Falls Apart Without Him

Love Gun

Love Gun

Romantic! Man Shoots Girlfriend with Bullet Inscribed with "Will You Marry Me?"

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Retail Nostalgia

Retail Nostalgia

Walmart Wasn't Better in the Past, You're Just Nostalgic for a Time When You Weren't There for Hemorrhoid Cream

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Parental Silence

Parental Silence

Breaking: Father of Kids Actively Destroying Your Department Prepared to Intervene at Any Second Now

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
ICE'd Out

ICE'd Out

ICE Presence Deemed Disruptive by Multi-Level Marketing Schemes Trying to Recruit at Local Job Fair

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Buzz Wordy

Buzz Wordy

My Job Quiet Hired Me So I Quiet Quit, but They Quiet Retaliated when I Grumpy Stayed. Now they're Quiet Firing Me, So I'm Rage Applying So I Can Loud Quit, Join the Great Resignation, Job Hop, and Quiet Thrive.

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
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