A Kinked Twink Chain Link

A Kinked Twink Chain Link

Republican Conventions Strain Local Areas’ Twink Supply Chain

The Great Rebranding

The Great Rebranding

New Executive Order Changes Name of Canadian Bacon to "Bitch Ham"

Lost in the Back

Lost in the Back

Missing Retail Worker Emerges with Full Beard and Scar Months After Being Asked to "Check the Back"

Everybody Wants to Rule the Work

Store Devolves in Cacophony of Self-Adulation and Backstabbing When Every Employee Applies for Single Management Position

Obligatory Egg Story

Grocery Worker Raises Egg Prices Yet Again Despite Customers Pleading With Him to Stop

You Beta, You Beta, You Bet

Can Generation Beta Have the Worst Work Ethic of Every Generation So Far? Yeah, Probably.

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A Kinked Twink Chain Link

A Kinked Twink Chain Link

Republican Conventions Strain Local Areas’ Twink Supply Chain

Daniel Aegan
Daniel Aegan
The Great Rebranding

The Great Rebranding

New Executive Order Changes Name of Canadian Bacon to "Bitch Ham"

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Everybody Wants to Rule the Work

Everybody Wants to Rule the Work

Store Devolves in Cacophony of Self-Adulation and Backstabbing When Every Employee Applies for Single Management Position

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Obligatory Egg Story

Obligatory Egg Story

Grocery Worker Raises Egg Prices Yet Again Despite Customers Pleading With Him to Stop

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
You Beta, You Beta, You Bet

You Beta, You Beta, You Bet

Can Generation Beta Have the Worst Work Ethic of Every Generation So Far? Yeah, Probably.

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
A Taste for Innovation

A Taste for Innovation

Tech Firm Creates Dishwasher That Can Taste Your Food ...For Some Reason

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Blood Loss

Blood Loss

Billionaire Bryan Johnson Halts Injections of Son's Blood, Immediately Crumbles Into Pile of Dust and Bones

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Meander Alert (2024 Editor's Pick)

Meander Alert (2024 Editor's Pick)

Search Party Dispatched for Manager Who Disappeared Trying to Find the Sales Floor

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Baby Doomer (2024 Editor's Pick)

Baby Doomer (2024 Editor's Pick)

Selfish Young People Aren't Having Kids Anymore, A Guest Column by Your Mother

Your Mother
Your Mother
Estrange Her in a Changed Plan (2024 Editor's Pick)

Estrange Her in a Changed Plan (2024 Editor's Pick)

Retail Store Rearranges Entire Layout to Mess with One Customer

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Retail Etiquette (2024 Editor's Pick)

Retail Etiquette (2024 Editor's Pick)

The Complete Guide to Retail Shopping (According to Your Worst Customer)

Eloise Wright
Eloise Wright
Two-Family Grouse (2024 Editor's Pick)

Two-Family Grouse (2024 Editor's Pick)

Millennials and Gen Z Destroy Another Beloved American Institution by Refusing to Have Second, Secret Families

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
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