Checking Up On Checking Out

Checking Up On Checking Out

Grocery Chain Introduces "Assisted Self-Checkout"

An Alarming Story

An Alarming Story

Customer Complains About Alarm He Set Off Himself

Lost in the Back

Lost in the Back

Missing Retail Worker Emerges with Full Beard and Scar Months After Being Asked to "Check the Back"

She's Gotta Have It

Customer Knows You Have It In Stock, So Stop Messing Around and Go Get It!

A Quarter Pounder with a Side of Lies

CDC Says McDonald's E. Coli Outbreak Had Nothing to Do with Trump's Restaurant Visit, Winks

Shirk After Reading

National Retail Federation Compiles Annual Retail Crime Data, Refuses to Share It

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Checking Up On Checking Out

Checking Up On Checking Out

Grocery Chain Introduces "Assisted Self-Checkout"

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
An Alarming Story

An Alarming Story

Customer Complains About Alarm He Set Off Himself

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
She's Gotta Have It

She's Gotta Have It

Customer Knows You Have It In Stock, So Stop Messing Around and Go Get It!

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
A Quarter Pounder with a Side of Lies

A Quarter Pounder with a Side of Lies

CDC Says McDonald's E. Coli Outbreak Had Nothing to Do with Trump's Restaurant Visit, Winks

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Shirk After Reading

Shirk After Reading

National Retail Federation Compiles Annual Retail Crime Data, Refuses to Share It

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Shop Till You're Dropped

Shop Till You're Dropped

Retail Lobbyists Pressure Congress to Give Loss Prevention the Ability to Use Deadly Force

The Scene of the Whine

The Scene of the Whine

Customer Sheepishly Returns to Store After Previously Vowing to Never Shop There Again

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Slack Tasking

Slack Tasking

The Newest Workplace Trend We Stole From Social Media and Are Now Exploiting for Engagement!

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
The Ballad of Baby Petty

The Ballad of Baby Petty

Screaming Toddler Who Wants to Go Home the Only Customer in Store Staff Can Relate To

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Power Shoutage

Power Shoutage

Woman Becomes Neighborhood Savior for Yelling at Electric Company Until Power is Restored in Post-Hurricane Florida

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Baby Doomer

Baby Doomer

Selfish Young People Aren't Having Kids Anymore, A Guest Column by Your Mother

Your Mother
Your Mother
The Reanimation of Mimi

The Reanimation of Mimi

Columbia Records Scientists Confirm the Yearly Reanimation of Mariah Carey has Begun as Scheduled

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
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