Corporate to the Rescue?

Corporate to the Rescue?

Retailer Dispatches Corporate Employees to Help Out in Stores on Black Friday

Return Story

Return Story

Customer Prepares Elaborate Story Explaining His Return, Disappointed That Nobody's Interested

Lost in the Back

Lost in the Back

Missing Retail Worker Emerges with Full Beard and Scar Months After Being Asked to "Check the Back"

Midlife Priced Less

Midlife Crisis on a Budget: 13 Tips to Distract From the Inevitability of Death and the Loss of Youth Without Breaking the Bank

The Fix is In

Kitchenware Manager Rigs Employee of the Month to Ensure His Department Always Wins

Cancelled Culture

Man Cancels Netflix Subscription Prompting Several Corporations to Sue Federal Government

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Corporate to the Rescue?

Corporate to the Rescue?

Retailer Dispatches Corporate Employees to Help Out in Stores on Black Friday

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Return Story

Return Story

Customer Prepares Elaborate Story Explaining His Return, Disappointed That Nobody's Interested

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Midlife Priced Less

Midlife Priced Less

Midlife Crisis on a Budget: 13 Tips to Distract From the Inevitability of Death and the Loss of Youth Without Breaking the Bank

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
The Fix is In

The Fix is In

Kitchenware Manager Rigs Employee of the Month to Ensure His Department Always Wins

Cancelled Culture

Cancelled Culture

Man Cancels Netflix Subscription Prompting Several Corporations to Sue Federal Government

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Checking Up On Checking Out

Checking Up On Checking Out

Grocery Chain Introduces "Assisted Self-Checkout"

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
An Alarming Story

An Alarming Story

Customer Complains About Alarm He Set Off Himself

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
She's Gotta Have It

She's Gotta Have It

Customer Knows You Have It In Stock, So Stop Messing Around and Go Get It!

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
A Quarter Pounder with a Side of Lies

A Quarter Pounder with a Side of Lies

CDC Says McDonald's E. Coli Outbreak Had Nothing to Do with Trump's Restaurant Visit, Winks

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Shirk After Reading

Shirk After Reading

National Retail Federation Compiles Annual Retail Crime Data, Refuses to Share It

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
Shop Till You're Dropped

Shop Till You're Dropped

Retail Lobbyists Pressure Congress to Give Loss Prevention the Ability to Use Deadly Force

The Scene of the Whine

The Scene of the Whine

Customer Sheepishly Returns to Store After Previously Vowing to Never Shop There Again

Matt Starr
Matt Starr
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