Why "Quiet Quitting" Isn't a New Concept but the Rebranding of an Old One, Dipshit
SHARK TANK Contestant Hands Out Drink Samples, Informs Sharks They're Actually Bidding on "the Antidote"
Employees Hold Bake Sale to Fund Professional Killing of Manager
Impulse Product Standee Forces Bitter Divorced Couple to Interact
Customer Honored at Supermarket Gala for Returning His Cart to the Store in the Rain That One Time
Man Ejected From Grocery Store, Claims to Have Been Canceled
Supermarket Charges Monthly Fee for "Premium" Shopping Experience
Break Room Fart Ruins Everyone's Break
Help! My Snotty Preteen Niece is Now My Supervisor!
Breaking News: The Employee You're Currently Berating IS the Manager!
Man Accidentally Puts Recyclables in Regular Trash, Dooming Planet to Climate Apocalypse
Breaking: Stoned Convenience Store Customer Possibly Ready to Make Selection
